I'm only interesting when I want to be

     You should know that I'm only interesting when I want to be. Fuck it, if I don't feel like being interesting I can be boring as hell. But I hate being boring as hell...because being boring as hell is boring as hell. Get it?
Anyways, what I'm trying to say is I don't have anything interesting to talk about today. So instead of being boring as hell I'm going to make a list (I'm great at making lists, by the way) of crazy things I've done to show you how amazingly interesting I am. (When I want to be)

1. Been in love.
2. Shoplifted for the fun of it.
3. Been in a fist fight.
4. Had feelings for something who didn't have them back.
5. Had a crush on an older person.
6. Love/like someone right now.
7. Laid on back and watched clouds go by. (for two minutes)
8. Made a snowman. (and then decapitated him)
9. Had a tea party. (With my stuffed animals when I was 5)
10. Flown a kite
11. Built a sand castle
12. Played dress up....when I was 5.
13. Jumped into a pile of leaves, (the twist: they were my neighbors leaves that they'd just finishing raking)
14. Cheated while playing a game.
15. Been lonely.
16. Been tickled.
17. Robbed someone.
18. Been misunderstood.
19. Won a contest
20. Suspended from school.
21. had detention
22. Been in a car accident
23. Have braces. Shit.
24. had deju vu
25. hated the way I looked
26. questioned my heart
27. been lost
28. Felt like I was dying
29. squished barefoot through the mud.
30. colored with some crayons, biatch.
31. made prank phone calls. (still do, all the time)
32. written a letter to Santa Clause
33. Blown bubbles
34. Gone roller skating.
35. worn the opposite sex's clothes. (I'm a girl..)
36. Been on a roof.
37. Screamed at the top of my lungs. (All the time)
38. stayed up all night.
39. I believe in ghosts. Dont know how thats an action but whatever.


     In case you were wondering...yes I did look up on google "Crazy things to do" and then put down the ones I've done from the list. If you'd like to see which one's you've done, here's a link: http://sunshineforlife.wordpress.com/2007/11/10/109-crazy-things-to-do/

That made absolutely no sense...Hopefully I'll have something fun tomorrow(:
(Probably wont, though.)

Hi! I'm Alexis. I dont know who you are, but I'm Alexis.

     Hi! I'm Alexis. I don't know who you are, but I'm Alexis. {Wait, didn't I just say that?.} And this is my blog. {Obviously.} I'm guessing this is the part where I tell you about myself. I'm not sure what to say, so I just went on google and typed in 'questions to ask to get to know someone' so I'll answer those for you.

1. What is the best dish you can cook? I'm really good at making milkshakes, I just figured that out yesterday.
2. Do you have any scars? I have two, one on my hand and one on my knee. The one on my hand is from my aunt's cat. The one on my knee is a scab that I never let heal.
3. Can you fake any accents? If I try, a british italian or jamacan (is that how you spell it) accent.
4. Do you have a workout routine? I've been thinking about going to the gym with my mom on Sundays and Mondays.
5. Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper? Nope.
6. Whats your favorite animal? I love cats.
7. If you were that animal what would you be doing right now? Licking myself all over.
8. What is your middle name? Jasmine, Annabell, and Alison.
9. What is your favorite seat on a bus? The back, cause it's bumpy.
10. Do you have any hidden talents? I'm an amazing writer, I'm hilarious, I'm good at sculpting (I think I am, at least...)
11. What do you have in your pockets? A pocket knife.
12. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Sense of humor, eyes.
13. One thing you totally suck at: I suck at life.
14. What is something you refuse to do? Smoke.
15. Do you like children? Have you ever eaten one? If so, how did it taste? It tasted like your mother.
16. If you had to live under the sea what animal would you be? A shark, I'd be cutting bitches!
17. Name something a lot of people don't know about you: I worry about things a lot more then most people think.
18. What is your favorite romantic song? Enchanted by Taylor Swift.
19. Ever had a threesome? Not yet.
20. Do you prefer shaven or unshaven? Shaven.
21. What everday things make you think of sex? Bananas, my dirty mind, hot people.
22. Do you think we should get some toys? Only if it's coming out of your wallet.
23. What sexual activities do you enjoy the most? Fucking.
24. Would you like me to tie you up? Sure.
25. Ever been arrested? Not yet.
26. If Heaven exists, what would you most likely want to hear God say at the pearly gates? "You can find something funny in every bad situation, I respect that homie." or something along those lines.
27. Do you have any phobias? Leading a normal life.
28. If you were to perform in a circus, what would you do? Freak people out with my eyes.
29. What family member are you really proud of? My mom, she went from doing drugs and going to jail to going to medical school and getting her life back together.
30. What family member would you lock up in a shed? All of them and then I'd record it and put it on MTV.

     So thats 30 things about me. Fuck :)