Pessika Kippe #2

     I promised my Pesskia Kippe story would be continued, so here's part 2 :) - and if you havent read part 1...then go do that!!!

As we left off part 1, Pessika Kippe sat down crying. She cried and cried and cried and cried until a river formed around her and flowed her along the street. Thats when a giant shark jumped out of the water and bit Pessika Kippe's arm. Her arm began to bleed and blood was flowing everywhere, which lead to even more sharks coming. Pesskia Kippe would of been killed, but then she lifted up her face for the sharks to see. One of the girl sharks took one look and said, (in a ghetto voice) "Oh. that's just wrong." And with that, the sharks swam away, leaving Pessika to drown in her own tears. She tried swimming, but half of her right arm was already gone, so there was almost no hope for her, since blood was gushing out of her body. Pesskia took one last breath, then slipped under the waves. Then someone who happened to be surfing by pulled her out of the water and swam her back to shore. Pessika opened her eyes. Who was it?


Part 3 coming out soon. :)

Description of my (SOON TO BE) new hairstyle. I'd love to see opinions, but no one ever reads this blog, so I'm not expecting those.

     This is a description of my newest hairstyle which I'm going to do as soon as possible, and I'd love to see people's opinions, but no one reads this blog, so I won't be expecting those. (:

     I currently have medium length red curly hair. I want to dye my hair this color black: 

Then I want to get bangs, like this:

and then I'm going to dye the bangs...(just the bangs) PURPLE:D

(this shade of purple:

I actually think the style is really awesome...and I'm super excited to try it out ;D I might even get green contacts...still comtemplating that. But the hair, definetly.

APA (following your dreams)

     When my grandfather was a child, he wanted to be a famous baseball player. And he stuck to that dream until one of the worst things ever happened - reality struck. What were the chances of him actually becoming a baseball player? And when he realized that, he let his lifelong dream fade away. What is he now? He's almost 70 years old, and he still works as a successful math teacher at a college...but that wasn't what he always wanted. Personally, I think he should of worked at becoming a baseball player. He'll never admit it- but something tells me he regrets it, even if its only a little bit.
     Well I'm not going to let that happen to me. I'm taking singing lessons right now because I want to go to this school called APA, and you have to be all musically talented and be a really good actor. (Plus you have to get good grades, which makes no sense to me) But I'm gonna try as hard as I can - Because I want to be famous someday to. And you should chase your dreams while you still can, cause it would suck to be like my grandfather, never getting to be what you were really made for.

(Listen to: Tell me something I don't know, Selena Gomez)

ADULTS ! :/

     I am sick of adults! So sick of them, that I began writing an essay that I have not yet finished.

Why 90% of adults are stupid ignorant.

Alexis Daley

            Lately I have begun to realize that the rate in adults being stupid ignorant is extremely high and is becoming an epidemic. Most people may disagree with this, but I have some very convincing arguments that prove my point. First off, most adults censure their children for everything, even when they have no proof that the child is at fault. Why? Because their specious theories are enough for them, and they refuse to listen to anything else, which is without a doubt a flagrant manner of doing things, and extremely offensive to us teenagers. The minds of most adults are so wrapped around the dumb surly idea that everything they do is right, but it’s really quite the opposite. This is why so many young people must castigate to the cruel punishments of adults for crimes they did not commit.  Clearly, adults are rash decision makers and must stop blaming their children for everything and look into their own hearts (if they have hearts that is) for answers, and stop pointing their bony fingers at their kids and yelling.

            My second reason for adults being ignorant is that most adults don’t let people express themselves. I’m not just talking about kids. See, the thing is that not all adults are ignorant morons. Some adults are actually pretty cool. And most of the time, the cool adults are people who really express themselves! People who don’t work in offices, people who actually have fun. A saying goes, “just because your alive doesn’t mean that you’re living.” I’d like to clarify that and impel my point across as much as possible. In order to succeed in life, according to most adults, you have to be normal. You have to wear clothes that match everyone else’s; you can’t get a good job if you have tattoos or piercings. And it’s all so stupid. I think everyone should be able to express themselves freely, and that it’s extremely immature to judge someone over ink or how much glass is sticking out of them. And adults think us kids are immature! Obviously, more adults are ignorant because they don’t understand and respect freedom of expression.

So that's my take on them - and I like to turn my emotions into writing, and it went from listing reasons why I hate them to this. So I jumped on the computer and typed this up, and I'll finish it on a rainy day.

Oliver Sykes - my current obsession

     I love him <3 He's so beautiful:D I hate his girlfriend Amanda Hendrick, though. She could go die in a hole for all I care. It sucks that he's not married to me, cause we'd make beautiful babies <3 But I refuse to give up on himmmmmm . <3


I'm 100% SYKO forever :D<3

Pessika Kippe #1

     This is a story I made called 'Pesskia Kippe' and it's based on this girl I know at school. Enjoy.

There was once a girl named Pessika Kippe. Her name was Pessika Kippe because she had pests in her hair and she fed them kibble. Pesskia Kippe was scrawny and white, and her face resembled that of a mexican chipmunk. One day, Pesskia Kippe was walking past a big volcano. The volcano took one look at Pessika Kippe, threw up all of it's lava and died. Out of the volcano came a handsome young fellow who had been trapped in there for ages waiting for the volcano to erupt and set him free. He'd gotten trapped up there when he accidentally fell in when he was trying to retrieve his kite that had flown up there. Anyways, the mans name was Oliver Sykes. He was in a band called Bring Me The Horizon. Bring Me The Horizon thanked Pesskia Kippe for being so ugly that the volcano had thrown their lead singer up. Pesskia Kippe should of been happy, but instead she sat down and cried.

:) Yes I'm going to make a part 2 - I don't know when, though, but soon. :D

I'm only interesting when I want to be

     You should know that I'm only interesting when I want to be. Fuck it, if I don't feel like being interesting I can be boring as hell. But I hate being boring as hell...because being boring as hell is boring as hell. Get it?
Anyways, what I'm trying to say is I don't have anything interesting to talk about today. So instead of being boring as hell I'm going to make a list (I'm great at making lists, by the way) of crazy things I've done to show you how amazingly interesting I am. (When I want to be)

1. Been in love.
2. Shoplifted for the fun of it.
3. Been in a fist fight.
4. Had feelings for something who didn't have them back.
5. Had a crush on an older person.
6. Love/like someone right now.
7. Laid on back and watched clouds go by. (for two minutes)
8. Made a snowman. (and then decapitated him)
9. Had a tea party. (With my stuffed animals when I was 5)
10. Flown a kite
11. Built a sand castle
12. Played dress up....when I was 5.
13. Jumped into a pile of leaves, (the twist: they were my neighbors leaves that they'd just finishing raking)
14. Cheated while playing a game.
15. Been lonely.
16. Been tickled.
17. Robbed someone.
18. Been misunderstood.
19. Won a contest
20. Suspended from school.
21. had detention
22. Been in a car accident
23. Have braces. Shit.
24. had deju vu
25. hated the way I looked
26. questioned my heart
27. been lost
28. Felt like I was dying
29. squished barefoot through the mud.
30. colored with some crayons, biatch.
31. made prank phone calls. (still do, all the time)
32. written a letter to Santa Clause
33. Blown bubbles
34. Gone roller skating.
35. worn the opposite sex's clothes. (I'm a girl..)
36. Been on a roof.
37. Screamed at the top of my lungs. (All the time)
38. stayed up all night.
39. I believe in ghosts. Dont know how thats an action but whatever.


     In case you were wondering...yes I did look up on google "Crazy things to do" and then put down the ones I've done from the list. If you'd like to see which one's you've done, here's a link: http://sunshineforlife.wordpress.com/2007/11/10/109-crazy-things-to-do/

That made absolutely no sense...Hopefully I'll have something fun tomorrow(:
(Probably wont, though.)

Hi! I'm Alexis. I dont know who you are, but I'm Alexis.

     Hi! I'm Alexis. I don't know who you are, but I'm Alexis. {Wait, didn't I just say that?.} And this is my blog. {Obviously.} I'm guessing this is the part where I tell you about myself. I'm not sure what to say, so I just went on google and typed in 'questions to ask to get to know someone' so I'll answer those for you.

1. What is the best dish you can cook? I'm really good at making milkshakes, I just figured that out yesterday.
2. Do you have any scars? I have two, one on my hand and one on my knee. The one on my hand is from my aunt's cat. The one on my knee is a scab that I never let heal.
3. Can you fake any accents? If I try, a british italian or jamacan (is that how you spell it) accent.
4. Do you have a workout routine? I've been thinking about going to the gym with my mom on Sundays and Mondays.
5. Have you ever been mentioned in the newspaper? Nope.
6. Whats your favorite animal? I love cats.
7. If you were that animal what would you be doing right now? Licking myself all over.
8. What is your middle name? Jasmine, Annabell, and Alison.
9. What is your favorite seat on a bus? The back, cause it's bumpy.
10. Do you have any hidden talents? I'm an amazing writer, I'm hilarious, I'm good at sculpting (I think I am, at least...)
11. What do you have in your pockets? A pocket knife.
12. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Sense of humor, eyes.
13. One thing you totally suck at: I suck at life.
14. What is something you refuse to do? Smoke.
15. Do you like children? Have you ever eaten one? If so, how did it taste? It tasted like your mother.
16. If you had to live under the sea what animal would you be? A shark, I'd be cutting bitches!
17. Name something a lot of people don't know about you: I worry about things a lot more then most people think.
18. What is your favorite romantic song? Enchanted by Taylor Swift.
19. Ever had a threesome? Not yet.
20. Do you prefer shaven or unshaven? Shaven.
21. What everday things make you think of sex? Bananas, my dirty mind, hot people.
22. Do you think we should get some toys? Only if it's coming out of your wallet.
23. What sexual activities do you enjoy the most? Fucking.
24. Would you like me to tie you up? Sure.
25. Ever been arrested? Not yet.
26. If Heaven exists, what would you most likely want to hear God say at the pearly gates? "You can find something funny in every bad situation, I respect that homie." or something along those lines.
27. Do you have any phobias? Leading a normal life.
28. If you were to perform in a circus, what would you do? Freak people out with my eyes.
29. What family member are you really proud of? My mom, she went from doing drugs and going to jail to going to medical school and getting her life back together.
30. What family member would you lock up in a shed? All of them and then I'd record it and put it on MTV.

     So thats 30 things about me. Fuck :)